[Rejected] Make me admin noob!!!!

Exact IGN:Lessfrog
Exact USGN Name: Lessfrog
Exact USGN ID:i forgot
Gender: unknown
Age: why stalker?
Servers were an admin in:non
Servers you hosted:non
How can you help:troll noobs who ask for shit
Why do you think you fit for that position: cause im awsome
What server are you applying for:your server idiot
What grade are you applying for:read the title
Something about yourself: Im awesomeeee!!!
More:(changed) once I ate a cooookieeee it felt soo good the chocolate chips were the best but while i was eating it that cookie told me
to **** him i said "What!! Are you crazy?" he said "No im ***."

Not right.
[Good]
[Your're the best!!!!!]
[I need more people like youuuu!]
[IF Cookie closes This apply or bans me he is fcking GGGGAAAAAAAYYYYYYY]

Exact IGN:Lessfrog
Exact USGN Name: Lessfrog
Exact USGN ID:i forgot < rly?< yes rly have you seen my id? should've registered the first day
Gender: unknown < alien < noooooooo..... (；￢_￢)
Age: why stalker? < to see if you can handle moderating plus < If i can handle gay cookies I can handle anything
Servers were an admin in:non < than why do you apply to my server? havent you been in it?< or maybe It was... It wassss... ok i was in
Servers you hosted:non < you had to host your own server once < you accepted jackie chan (jackyrc) so i did not have to host my own server
How can you help:troll noobs who ask for shit < you seriously have nothing to ask for as administrator... < yes i do!!!
Why do you think you fit for that position: cause im awesome < your apply says wrong < your brain is wrong
What server are you applying for:your server idiot < im planning to add more servers < you told me you were to lazy and i bet you're not going to do it
What grade are you applying for:read the title < the title is just a subject not the grade you want and so you didint had to type admin on the title< ik the title is a subject plus why you pick title i typed read the title the proves you are stupid and cant read my sentences
Something about yourself: Im awesomeeee!!! < do not double post < problem?
More:I love typing this 凸(`д´)凸, Dartex is my friend, and Cookie is gay < that one was obvious< yup really obvious